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These 4 ugly truths are why you're savings account is a dumpster fire

Jul 22, 20215 min read

These 4 ugly truths are why you're savings account is a dumpster fire

My dad always told me one thing. Save your money. This was the piece of advice he gave me the most as a child. It's not bad advice. But...

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Why quit a habit when you can replace it?

Ian Scott

May 13, 20213 min read

Why quit a habit when you can replace it?

Okay...this man is either texting in bed with his outside clothes on... Or on his phone right before he's going to sleep. Either...

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THIS is why you should NEVER walk down the middle aisles of a grocery store {SCARY CONENT}

Ian Scott

Apr 28, 20213 min read

THIS is why you should NEVER walk down the middle aisles of a grocery store {SCARY CONENT}

I'm telling you just don't do it. Especially if you're on a diet like keto... Because they'll get ya...ohhh they'll get ya alright. They...

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April Fools prank nearly ends in a$$ beating

Ian Scott

Apr 27, 20212 min read

April Fools prank nearly ends in a$$ beating

I like to pull pranks on my friends. I think it's fun. And because I think it's fun, I decided to pull one on a friend of mine a couple...

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2020: elementary school children now drink coffee...find out why

Ian Scott

Apr 26, 20212 min read

2020: elementary school children now drink coffee...find out why

Rough day huh buddy? Gotta transcribe the reports from jan in accounting? Conduct inventory for the new warehouse? Nah...todays long...

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How to use current events and friends to help spark creativity

Ian Scott

Mar 31, 20213 min read

How to use current events and friends to help spark creativity

The good old slap and pound. A classic handshake that I've personally been practicing since 2005. But over the years a bunch of new...

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How many CAT excavators does it take to dig out a tanker?

Ian Scott

Mar 30, 20212 min read

How many CAT excavators does it take to dig out a tanker?

It's not a trick question. And I don't have the answer for you. Sorry. But I wonder if Egypt has the answer? They might, because the...

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What do overeating and booze have in common?

Ian Scott

Mar 23, 20214 min read

What do overeating and booze have in common?

Well, if you're lucky you'll just end up like this plastered party panda. But you could end up a lot worse. Like at your friends parents...

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Ian Scott

Mar 22, 20212 min read

Are you asking the right questions?

All knowledge is attained via questions. Either silent or aloud. The other day, one of my idols said something, more-or-less, mindblowing...

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Ian Scott

Mar 19, 20213 min read

Haters say its fake

Look at those judging eyes. Lions probably sit around all day and make fun of us blunt-teethed, no-claw, forward-bending knee bipeds. And...

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How YOU can harness the 8th wonder of the world to skyrocket your business

Ian Scott

Mar 18, 20214 min read

How YOU can harness the 8th wonder of the world to skyrocket your business

That's your business. Exploding into the upper realms of revenue and growth. But to reach such lofty heights, you first need to...

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Ian Scott

Mar 17, 20213 min read

Cash is NOT king...find out why

I mean...i'd still never do that ^^ That's lunacy. Unless you're Pablo Escobar and you're daughter is cold or you live in Weimar, Germany...

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When was the last time someone made you feel THIS special?

Ian Scott

Mar 16, 20212 min read

When was the last time someone made you feel THIS special?

Little buddy is over the moon. Remember when you were a child? It felt like nothing could ever dampen your spirits. It felt like...

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BREAKING NEWS: WITNESSED: SUCCESSFUL NEW YEARS RESOLUTION (this is not a test)

Ian Scott

Mar 15, 20213 min read

BREAKING NEWS: WITNESSED: SUCCESSFUL NEW YEARS RESOLUTION (this is not a test)

Such poise. Elegance. And one helluva vertical. That's how a successful new years resolution must feel. I don't personally make any....

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Ian Scott

Mar 12, 20213 min read

Leprechaun stalking in Argentina

Imagine if this was a thing. Wild, real-life leprechauns scattered within the vast Argentinian grasslands... Quick little fellows....

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Ian Scott

Mar 11, 20213 min read

Shower thoughts + Ozzie Osbourne

I know what you're thinking. What does a bat have to do with the shower...or Ozzie Osbourne? Some of you might know...and good on ya'......

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The ONE thing you're 'probably' missing in your diet

Ian Scott

Mar 10, 20213 min read

The ONE thing you're 'probably' missing in your diet

He's scared. But I can't see your face...so I don't know if you are too. Not that you should be... Unless you're not eating enough fruit....

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What happens when you mix booze + keyboard

Ian Scott

Mar 9, 20212 min read

What happens when you mix booze + keyboard

Oh dear. I think I had 2 of those^ the night I wrote this. And what happens when you're a fresh copywriter with limitless aspirations and...

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Ian Scott

Mar 8, 20214 min read

Watch out Buffett...I predicted this

No. I'm not likening the great Warren Buffay' to an old bull. Nor am I actually claiming to be a savvier investor then the legend (are...

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Has your thanksgiving gravy ever talked to you?

Ian Scott

Mar 4, 20212 min read

Has your thanksgiving gravy ever talked to you?

No I'm not schizofrenic. Inanimate holiday foods don't talk to me very often... ...but when they do.... They do it through email. Last...

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