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These 4 ugly truths are why you're savings account is a dumpster fire
My dad always told me one thing. Save your money. This was the piece of advice he gave me the most as a child. It's not bad advice. But...
Ian Scott
Jul 22, 20215 min read
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Why quit a habit when you can replace it?
Okay...this man is either texting in bed with his outside clothes on... Or on his phone right before he's going to sleep. Either...
Ian Scott
May 13, 20213 min read
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THIS is why you should NEVER walk down the middle aisles of a grocery store {SCARY CONENT}
I'm telling you just don't do it. Especially if you're on a diet like keto... Because they'll get ya...ohhh they'll get ya alright. They...
Ian Scott
Apr 28, 20213 min read
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April Fools prank nearly ends in a$$ beating
I like to pull pranks on my friends. I think it's fun. And because I think it's fun, I decided to pull one on a friend of mine a couple...
Ian Scott
Apr 27, 20212 min read
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2020: elementary school children now drink coffee...find out why
Rough day huh buddy? Gotta transcribe the reports from jan in accounting? Conduct inventory for the new warehouse? Nah...todays long...
Ian Scott
Apr 26, 20212 min read
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How to use current events and friends to help spark creativity
The good old slap and pound. A classic handshake that I've personally been practicing since 2005. But over the years a bunch of new...
Ian Scott
Mar 31, 20213 min read
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How many CAT excavators does it take to dig out a tanker?
It's not a trick question. And I don't have the answer for you. Sorry. But I wonder if Egypt has the answer? They might, because the...
Ian Scott
Mar 30, 20212 min read
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What do overeating and booze have in common?
Well, if you're lucky you'll just end up like this plastered party panda. But you could end up a lot worse. Like at your friends parents...
Ian Scott
Mar 23, 20214 min read
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Are you asking the right questions?
All knowledge is attained via questions. Either silent or aloud. The other day, one of my idols said something, more-or-less, mindblowing...
Ian Scott
Mar 22, 20212 min read
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Haters say its fake
Look at those judging eyes. Lions probably sit around all day and make fun of us blunt-teethed, no-claw, forward-bending knee bipeds. And...
Ian Scott
Mar 19, 20213 min read
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How YOU can harness the 8th wonder of the world to skyrocket your business
That's your business. Exploding into the upper realms of revenue and growth. But to reach such lofty heights, you first need to...
Ian Scott
Mar 18, 20214 min read
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Cash is NOT king...find out why
I mean...i'd still never do that ^^ That's lunacy. Unless you're Pablo Escobar and you're daughter is cold or you live in Weimar, Germany...
Ian Scott
Mar 17, 20213 min read
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When was the last time someone made you feel THIS special?
Little buddy is over the moon. Remember when you were a child? It felt like nothing could ever dampen your spirits. It felt like...
Ian Scott
Mar 16, 20212 min read
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BREAKING NEWS: WITNESSED: SUCCESSFUL NEW YEARS RESOLUTION (this is not a test)
Such poise. Elegance. And one helluva vertical. That's how a successful new years resolution must feel. I don't personally make any....
Ian Scott
Mar 15, 20213 min read
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Leprechaun stalking in Argentina
Imagine if this was a thing. Wild, real-life leprechauns scattered within the vast Argentinian grasslands... Quick little fellows....
Ian Scott
Mar 12, 20213 min read
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Shower thoughts + Ozzie Osbourne
I know what you're thinking. What does a bat have to do with the shower...or Ozzie Osbourne? Some of you might know...and good on ya'......
Ian Scott
Mar 11, 20213 min read
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The ONE thing you're 'probably' missing in your diet
He's scared. But I can't see your face...so I don't know if you are too. Not that you should be... Unless you're not eating enough fruit....
Ian Scott
Mar 10, 20213 min read
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What happens when you mix booze + keyboard
Oh dear. I think I had 2 of those^ the night I wrote this. And what happens when you're a fresh copywriter with limitless aspirations and...
Ian Scott
Mar 9, 20212 min read
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Watch out Buffett...I predicted this
No. I'm not likening the great Warren Buffay' to an old bull. Nor am I actually claiming to be a savvier investor then the legend (are...
Ian Scott
Mar 8, 20214 min read
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Has your thanksgiving gravy ever talked to you?
No I'm not schizofrenic. Inanimate holiday foods don't talk to me very often... ...but when they do.... They do it through email. Last...
Ian Scott
Mar 4, 20212 min read
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