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Writer's pictureIan Scott

Leprechaun stalking in Argentina


Imagine if this was a thing.


Wild, real-life leprechauns scattered within the vast Argentinian grasslands...


Quick little fellows. Elusive, hardy and best of all....loaded with gold nuggets and coins.


And if you're skilled enough to catch one of these buggers...they see you as "worthy" and reward your hard work with 5 gold coins, smile at you, and frolick back into the expansive grasslands from whence they came...


I swear this sport would become more popular than golf in a blink of an eye.


It'd be on ESPN and everything. There'd be pros making YT tutorials and selling courses. Sports apparel companies like Nike and Reebok would start to make equipment and gear just for leprechaun stalking. It'd be as the kids say, lit.


Alas, leprechauns are but a figment of Irish folk lore.


A made up creature.


A symbol for St. Patricks day.


An idea that conveys the qualities of everyones favorite excuse to go out and drink too much guiness.


Leprechauns are kinda like this new (proposed) St. Patricks day tradition I talk about in this email.


It's not a real thing.


And I made it up.


BUT...


It could become a thing.


And it can be done by real life people.


And it could become very, very very...


lit.


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Sub line: Have you ever tried “Irish-Baking-Yoga”?


I was chit-chatting with a friend the other day and he commented on why this St. Patricks day just isn’t going to be the same.


He confessed to me he’s bummed out this year because he can’t partake in his favorite St. Patricks day past-time.


I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of it but I howled when he told me what it was.


I said, “Wait. What?? Say that again!”


...and he said, “What {owner name}….you’ve never heard of Irish-yoga?”


I was compelled to investigate further...and this is what I found....





So yea that’s what my friend is bummed out about this year.


Because you see bars and pubs are all closed this year. You know the reason.


And it’s not like he can just practice irish-yoga wherever he wants. There’s laws and...children outside...and he's got a wife and kids at home...he's out of options.


He begged me to help him with his dilemma.


So, I started thinking...


And I had an AHA! moment. I told him, “You know what...actually there is...but stick with me here k?”


I urged him to create a new St. Patricks day pastime and call it…


...wait for it…


Irish-Baking-Yoga.


That’s right. I told him to get his limber-stretchy self movin’ in the kitchen.


He looked interested.


So what’d he do?


He bought my keto mix and prepared for the big night.


But...there was only one problem…


He’s not a baker. He hasn’t got the faintest clue on where to start, what to bake, or what he even wants to bake...let alone how to make it Irish themed.


That's when I had AHA! Moment #2.


See, there’s this amazing irish-themed keto baking recipe that my friend {NAME} sent to me.


I showed it to my friend and he absolutely loved it. And he said, “Okay, I’m not a baker but this is definitely doable…and it looks delicious”


Long story short. My friend can still practice irish yoga this year...albeit...with a little more consciousness.


What’s this got to do with you?


If you want to practice a little irish-baking-yoga this St. Patrick's day, minus the 5 pints of Guinness and downward facing dog on top of your ottoman, then check out my keto chocolate mini donuts with matcha glaze recipe at the link.


>>> Click here to get your Irish-baking-yoga on this St. Patrick's day


Still not convinced?


Look at these beauties…


[Pics of donuts]


{First} “might try irish-yoga next year” {Last}


P.S. St. Patricks day is one of my favorite holidays. And because of this I have a special gift coming your way (no it’s not a pet leprechaun). Stay tuned and remember to wear green ;)





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