Sent it to a compny who shall not be named, not named Voldemort seafood & Co. They replied..."We love it!"
But then when asked if they'd like to chat...
*crickets*
Who knows. Maybe they're still thinking of a response.
Anyways, it's a quick read.
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From name: Poseidon
Subject line: Sibling rivalries...Greek mythology...and your next seafood dinner?
Hey, this is Poseidon... god of the sea. You probably know my brother Zeus (he’s not as cool as you think).
That’s me in the picture above. My brother Zeus was making me really mad that day. So I decided to go think about life under water. He’s always getting under my skin.
You know why?
It’s not cuz he always comes into my ocean without asking for permission. It’s not cuz of his stupid lightning bolts he ALWAYS throws at my waves.
It’s because he eats all my fish and crustaceans whenever he wants. He goes fishing in little parts of my ocean that he knows I’m not in and catches a bunch of fish. Then he NEVER invites me.
He catches whatever fish and crustaceans he wants. He’s got the best taste in fish too...GREAT Taste. He only catches the most tasty fish and the most succulent crab legs. Only the freshest caviar and biggest lobster tails.
I heard him talking the other day about how he got so much knowledge about seafood. He said something about {company*}.
I don’t really know who they are but I figured I’d browse their website for myself to see what they’re all about.
Anyways, Zeus teased me about some big seafood party they’re having tomorrow night. But instead of getting his fish from my ocean Zeus said he was gonna order them from {company*}.
I gotta admit I’m a little happy about it. Finally he found an alternative to stealing my fish.
Zeus said something about “11lbs of snow crab legs for $235” and “10lbs of pacific halibut for $250”.
But he must be crazy. Everyone knows you can’t find prices like that.
Anyhow, I’m off to {Link to website*} to find out. Thanks for letting me vent to you today. I shrimply needed to let it off my chest. I have so many emoceans.
If you wanted to get your human- hands on some seafood I suggest you do so now at the link...I’ve been told Zeus and Hercules have big appetites.
Here’s the link again just in case…
>>> {LINK} <<<
Talk soon,
Poseidon King of the Ocean (via the fingers of {company*} )
*Company omitted for privacy
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