What happens when you mix booze + keyboard

Oh dear.

I think I had 2 of those^ the night I wrote this.

And what happens when you're a fresh copywriter with limitless aspirations and limitless booze?

Well...I guess this happens.

I thought the correlation was brilliant.

Execution?

Not so much...maybe...you be the judge.

I wrote this a long time ago...and after I read it again...I can tell.

Not that its bad per se...

But it's much more erratic and bubbly.

Maybe that was because I was new to copy....or....nah it was the booze.

Take a gander.

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Subject line: Never try THIS on the first date

I could feel her glare..it was burning right through my beer glass as I raised it to take another sip.

A couple adult capri suns into the date and I was already blowing any chance I had at making her like me.

I broke a promise I made to myself, and now it was biting me in the azz.

Let’s put it this way: don’t talk politics on the first date.

What's this mean to you?

Well, so many investors try new strategies on their first date with the stock market.

In other words, they talk politics when it's the absolute LAST thing they should be doing if they want a return on their investment..

..and there are returns to be had..

..if you dont talk politics and do something stupid.

Just imagine this.

You find a hot company ready for growth..

..size up the company and decide 7 shares would be a good place to meet..

..get to know the company a little better at your local brokerage bar..

..and cash in when the company outperforms the market.

Badda boom badda Bing

They don’t call me the stock market tinder for nothing.

(Nobody calls me that)

If you want to find a match for your portfolio, then head on over to my link and get to swipin”

P.S.- I’ll even do you the leg work of setting up the first date.. In this quick 5-min video I’ll introduce you to 5 companies that are looking for mr.right. They’re ready to jump into your portfolio tonight..don’t leave them hangin’...cruise on over to the video here and don’t forget to protect yourself from dirty companies trying to steal your portfolio's gains.